Since the Internet really can't do justice to print ads, we've opted for small files and speed. However, going the low rez route has turned some of the following headlines into illegible blurs. Fortunately, their wit and wordplay can still be enjoyed by passing your cursor (the arrow thing) over the ads. When you do, a small yellow box will flash up containing an English translation of the digital smudge representing the headline.

Another thing the Internet doesn't do justice to are television commercials. It's almost criminal to compress hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of production value into a postage stamp-sized Quicktime movie. What's more, it's unrealistic to expect anyone to wait through a lengthy download for video that won't appeal to their prurient interests. All of which is why if you call 773-594-7725 or make an email request, we'd be happy to send you a cassette of commercials that can be conveniently viewed as Nature intended--on your TV.